Avi speaks on love and romance in Hindi movies

DISCLAIMER:All characters in this story are fictitious. Any resemblance to those who are living or dead is purely co-incidental.

Hi everyone! On the occasion of Valentine's Day, today I discuss the love and romance that is shown in Hindi movies. In order to ridicule the rules, there is need to follow the rules. That is why, the names of the characters are that what characters in most of the romantic Hindi movies have. Stupid notions and rules of love encouraged. I make my point in this simple story:

Raj was a simple boy in a college who loved a beautiful girl called Tanya. In all lectures he was looking at her. He wanted to tell her that but did not have the courage.

One day, he saw her, walked up to her and said, “Tanya!”

Tanya turned, making her beautiful hair flying and briefly brushing Raj‘s face, making his mind feel the fragrance. She asked, “What!”

Looking in her eyes, standing hypnotized, Raj said, “Nothing!”

Tanya, giving him a look as if saying, “that‘s strange”, walked away.

Raj was standing speechless. Whole day he was sadly looking at the picture of Tanya he took from his cell phone camera. He asked himself why he could not express his love for her.

One day, sitting on his computer, he was lost in his thoughts. His room-mate friend came there and said, “Hey Raj, do you have any idea what day is tomorrow?”

Raj: Tomorrow is Valentine‘s Day.

Friend: Idiot! Tomorrow is the day our presentation! All of your group-mates, including me gathered material! Making PowerPoint presentation and the oral presentation in front of the teacher was your responsibility! You better concentrate on that Mr. Loverboy or Mr. Romeo, whatever you are!

Next day, the projector was set up in the classroom and the computer was connected to it. Raj carried the PowerPoint presentation in his pen-drive and transferred it into the computer. Raj saw Tanya entering the classroom and felt if he must express his love today.

Teacher came to the class and took his seat. Raj came to make the oral presentation and the document was opened. Slide show was activated.

To everybody‘s surprise a big shape of heart appeared on the screen.

Raj said, “Today is Valentine‘s Day and everybody expresses his or her love for the person he or she loves! I am also doing the same as I want to say in front of everyone that I am in love! What you see on screen is my heart!”

Looking at Tanya, Raj said, “I love you Tanya. This heart belongs to you. Do you love me?"

Tanya shocked by this gesture, got up from her seat with all eyes on her. She had angry expression on her face. She smiled, ran to Raj and hugged him tightly.

(DISCLAIMER: In Bollywood, for a girl in the context of love, no means yes and yes also means yes. Thus, Tanya did not have any choice even if she did not love him. It is merely a co-incidence that she accepted his love.)

Teacher was puzzled and all students were cheering for Raj. Raj and Tanya started kissing and cheers got louder.

Raj and Tanya, standing together, looking at the students as if they were a Hollywood couple smiled.

This love story started in classroom and the love-birds got united in classroom.

So the moral of the story is,

It ends there from where it begins.